I just can’t get enough of her.
Penelope at traffic school.

“I am too….That’s my eye, on the pyramid.”
Penelope at therapy.

As Nancy Pelosi.

As Suze Orman.

And of course, as the Target Lady. I can’t believe how hysterical that is–and Justin Timberlake is apparently the only human alive who can stand on his or her own against her [...]

Mother’s Day, as celebrated here on my home planet.

Call your mother!

I’m not scolding.  Smart people enjoy stupid shit, and I’m as big a lover of bright, shiny things as anyone else.  But this was just hilarious.  The Times website is currently a roster of meaningless crap, bookended by truly pointless articles that come from the Week in Review and Metro sections.
When people say they hate [...]

Awwww.  I know they’re in on it because it’s a great store.

There’s something so romantic about defleshing big pieces of meat.  Together, as a couple.