What the fuck?
At least there’s an obligatory throw-away line about how no one’s crying for our overlords.  But there is clearly someone embedded within the Times who greenlights these articles, because they appear again and again.  (Check it.)  Someone with the motive to rub dirt in everyone’s faces because the Times must always give off [...]

This is very sweet.  (Can’t embed it for some reason.  Grrr.)
Firemen.  Unsmiling bears with their daughter.  Pictures of old lesbians with big families–that’s the sucker punch, I think.  Who wouldn’t be moved by that?  It’s even better than Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.
The fact that it’s Ken Starr totally overrides my antipathy to marriage.  [...]

Check it.
There are two purposes to same-sex marriage.  One is convincing yourself that you’re normal, even though you should count yourself fortunate that you’re not.   The second is to make sure you get all the $$$$ your rich significant other accumulated until their death but bizarrely chose not to bequeath to you specifically as they [...]

So Tom Friedman went to Davos and wrote us all a little column about his experiences there.  Well, except that the entire column is devoid of anything to do with being present at the World Economic Forum, unlike this “Editorial Notebook” piece on the ed page, which is highly critical of Davos.  That’s kind of [...]

It’s just too funny.
In the universe, where I live, the bloodiest battles over political correctness were fought in the late 80s and early 90s.  But just as the Daughters of the Confederacy are still around, the Gender-Neutral Offspring of the Culture Wars will never die, either.  And while Conservapedia really hates the ACLU, they won’t [...]

OMG, suck it, Ted Haggard.  You’re such a goddamn homo.
There isn’t even a closet for him anymore, so what is the emergency?  I mean, he’s flockless and reduced to selling door-to-door, which I didn’t even know  still went on.  What’s he selling?  Encyclopedias or Fuller Brushes?  He makes Larry Craig look dignified, because Larry Craig [...]

Just got back from voting and decided to begin a blog dedicated to satire, radical fag-politics, delightfully offensive things one shouldn’t view while at work and the polychromatic oddities that make life worth living in the last days of the Bush Administration and beyond.
Starting it on Election Day means I can’t veer into electoral pedantry [...]